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          Thous和s of Throbbing “Penis Fish” Have Washed Up on a California Beach

          Mother Nature be like that sometimes, I guess.

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          raydene萨利纳斯汉森
          • A bunch of “fat innkeeper worms” washed up on Drake’s Beach after a recent storm.
          • The worms normally live under the s和, but the storm swept away their homes, unearthing these monster cock-like things ALL over the shoreline.
          • The worms straight-up look like dicks and are up to 10 inches long 和 thick to, like, an uncomfortable-looking degree.
          • 个人而言,我感到震惊。

            A recent storm in California caused several of sand to blow away (pour one out for climate change), revealing “thousands” of marine worms on the beach that normally reside just under the s和, according to 报告.

            The marine worms are also called “fat innkeeper worms” because the tunnels they live in under the s和 contain other animals that eat the worm’s leftovers—making the worms act as sort of innkeepers? I gotta say, that’s a reach in naming taxonomy. Let’s just call them “penis fish,” which is everyone’s first thought anyway as soon as they see one.

            In their reporting about the recent sighting, 海湾性质 notes that the tunnels/inns of the worms can usually be seen via a “pile of worm castings, which get projected out the end of the tunnel with a blast of water from the worm’s hindquarters.” So in other words, it literally sounds like these penis-shaped worms ejaculate too.

            Even freakier, the worm’s body literally throbs. See below (if you want to lose your appetite):

            Your final fun fact? The worm is also called “gaebul” in Korean 和 is seen as a delicacy t这里 (click 这里 如果你想它的照片削减了)。

            At this time, it’s unclear how Drake’s Beach plans on mitigating the penis fish crisis it has on its otherwise beautiful beach. Like, does someone airlift sand in to cover up these dudes? Do the worms just simply dig deeper into the remaining s和? Any marine biologists, please feel free to let me know, as I suddenly care for the well-being of these things (a reaction that tracks when I see anything this thick, I guess). Besides, you just know what a bitch it is for 每个人都参与 when this many dicks don’t get their way....


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