This is how I'll be *pre-gaming* summer.
“This is why you tip.”
"They deserve our big, juicy, mouth-watering gummy dicks."
This is absolutely GENIUS.
This isn't Top Chef...but it could be.
Best. Party. Ever!
Finally, your ex is good for something!
Guys!!! There’s a ‘Friends’ quote on it too!!!
Gimme all the florals.
Be still, our cookie- and frosting-loving hearts!
Catch me beachside in child’s pose with a marg in hand.
Who's feeling lucky?
Betty Crocker is here 4 u.
Dry January forever? Sure!
We’re about to put it on EVERYTHING!!!
We present to you: the only reason to wear pants on a Sunday.
Just in case you needed a reason to skip the bar and drink in bed this year.
That’s so...kind of them? 😂