If you’re looking for a sane, emotional, or reflective response to the final Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker trailer, you have come to the wrong place. I have one thought and one thought only: Adam. Driver. In. A. Storm. More, please! Give me as much angsty, wet Kylo Ren as you possibly can.
If Vanity Fair’s deputy editor Katy Rich is right, my work here is done and I am ready to retire. Seriously, Adam Driver thirst is nothing new. He may be in three major movies this year—The Report, Marriage Story, and Star Wars—but this is not a come-up, it’s supply and demand, baby.
Seriously, you can officially fill an entire Lizzo music video for “Boys” using only Adam Driver pics and GIFs. Let’s try it.
I like big boys:
I like the pretty boys with the bow tie:
Get your nails did, let it blow-dry:
I like a big beard:
I like a clean face:
I don’t discriminate....Wow, somebody stop me.
Let’s focus. A new profile in the New Yorker on the Girls alum revealed that Adam doesn’t watch his own movies. He’s super alone on this one, especially this year. My point is that Adam Driver stans are being incredibly well-fed right now. Check out the trailers to his three latest films:
The Report (October 11):
Marriage Story (December 6):
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (December 20):
Adam is literally serving justice, raising a kid, and wrestling with the dark side over the span of three months. Your fave could never.
Personally, my hope is that Adam’s next role is Gaston in yet another remake of Beauty and the Beast. Perhaps an origin story? He has the diet down, after all.
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